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0 - ArchivalUser - 11-19-2005
pai vezi daca ai zgonit-o pe miti??
0 - ArchivalUser - 11-19-2005
mai razvan decit mult si fara rost....
restul il stii..
0 - ArchivalUser - 11-19-2005
The Ranks of a Hospital
Surgeon:
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more productive than a train
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Talks with God
Internist:
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God if special request is approved
General Practitioner:
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Can fire a speeding bullet
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Is occasionally addressed by God
Resident:
Barely clears a picket fence
Loses tug-of-war with a train
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Swims well
Talks with animals
Intern:
Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings
Is run over by a train
Is not issued ammunition
Dog paddles
Talks to walls
Medical Student:
Runs into buildings
Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
Wets himself with a water pistol
Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver
Mumbles to himself
Nurse:
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks trains off the track
Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
The Nurse IS God!!!!
0 - ArchivalUser - 11-19-2005
hai ma ca e dragut..
gasisem unele tari facute de un chirurg din state da caut de nebun de atunci si nu pot sa mai dau este ele
0 - ArchivalUser - 11-19-2005
tarzan este beton....
posteaza-l sa-l vada toti este prea beton...
0 - ArchivalUser - 11-19-2005
What do you call a nurse with a brain.
Pregnant.
0 - ArchivalUser - 11-19-2005
deja ai vreo 2000 000 de dusmani cel putin...
0 - ArchivalUser - 11-19-2005
Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy
There are two cows in the same field.
One says to the other, "It's bad news about this BSE isn't it."
The other one repliess, "Not for me mate, I'm a squirrel !"
0 - ArchivalUser - 11-19-2005
)))))))bun si asta...
0 - ArchivalUser - 11-19-2005
If lost in the wilderness. Take viagra and an iron supplement. This will turn you into a perfect compass