How about some jokes. - megazero - Printable Version +- USMLE Forum - Largest USMLE Community (https://www.usmleforum.com) +-- Forum: USMLE Forum (https://www.usmleforum.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=1) +--- Forum: Matching & Residency (https://www.usmleforum.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=5) +--- Thread: How about some jokes. - megazero (/showthread.php?tid=60368) |
How about some jokes. - megazero - ArchivalUser - 11-02-2005 Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease 5. You never have to watch reruns on television. 4. You are always meeting new people. 3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse. 2. You can hide your own Easter eggs. 1. Mysteries are always interesting Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet. Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell! |