plz answer this question - koool

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a pt. comes to see the doctor
he tells the doctor i have pain in my chest cough and abdominal pain aswell.
the doc said hey wat is this pain pain pain
pain in chest pain in abdomen
what do u think u r
the pt. said ok i dont have any pain in my belly but i do feel pain in my chest the doc said ok now go ahead
the pt. said for 3 days i feel pain in my head aswelllll
the doc said no u dumb fatsooooooooo u can tell me a lie
the pt. was amazed he said ok doc. u caught meee
but tell me i is tuff to do step 2
the doc shows him his pants and said look step2 blasted it
n i bleed everytime i go to the restroommm
he pt. asks can i give step2 too
the doc said yes
u have to get registered n then they send u ornage permit n then u go to prometric n get the exam done
u also have do q nabkz kaplan moth.. fu.. CD n tats it
u then have to wait like a pig to c if u passs or fail
HOWWWWW HOWW TO V KNOW TAT the pt. asks
the doc sayss
OASISSSSSS
OASISSSSSSS
oh okkk
the pt. sayssss
WAT IS THE INITIAL TEST FOT THE PT.???