10-03-2008, 12:01 AM
here you go:
Two cowboys from Texas walked into a roadhouse saloon to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stood at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about current cattle prices. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who was eating a sandwich, began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress.
One of the cowboys looked at her and said, "Kin ya swiller?" The woman shook her head, "No!"
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman began to turn blue and again shook her head. The cowboy walked over to the woman, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman was so shocked that she had a violent spasm and the obstruction flew out of her mouth. As she began to breathe again the cowboy walked slowly back to the bar and took a drink from his beer.
His partner said, "Ya know, I heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but until today, I ain't never seen nobody do it."
Two cowboys from Texas walked into a roadhouse saloon to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stood at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about current cattle prices. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who was eating a sandwich, began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress.
One of the cowboys looked at her and said, "Kin ya swiller?" The woman shook her head, "No!"
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman began to turn blue and again shook her head. The cowboy walked over to the woman, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman was so shocked that she had a violent spasm and the obstruction flew out of her mouth. As she began to breathe again the cowboy walked slowly back to the bar and took a drink from his beer.
His partner said, "Ya know, I heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but until today, I ain't never seen nobody do it."