02-09-2011, 05:33 AM
I had to see a lawyer recently for name problem! Its kind of related to my name being spelt as 'Asif A. Chaturvedi' and in other places as 'Asif Ali Chaturvedi'. The man thought I am a Pakistani; he was even more suspicious after looking at my British passport...obtained by fraudulent means??? WTF??? Then asked me if I had 'anything against' swearing on Bible??? He looked nervous, probably thinking I'd blow him up any moment!!! Why do you have to swear on religious books?? Just because majority of morons follow something doesn't mean you have to do the same! Why can't I take oath on 'Kamasutra' instead? Porn is my religion and I would never lie on that! I'm thinking about starting a political movement for legitimising porn books for judiciary oath taking purposes for people like me! Join me friends, fight for your rights!! If not a book, very simply a picture of Julia Paes would do! She is my favourite pornstar!! Nicknamed as Brazilian piranha!! He,he,he,he!!