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Points to ponder
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
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what happened to ya today?
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Bad English?
In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpuse.
In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpuse.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodist.
A traslated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
In a Rome laudry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.
In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranted to work throughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.
In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.
In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to USSR, you are welcome to it.
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just going crazy with my "stuporous" mail box....it happens to the best of us!!
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few gender definitions....
"Woman is the wrath of Zeus." -Greek proverb
Man: A creature made at the end of a week's work, when God was tired.
Feminism: The radical idea that women are people.
Women take to goodhearted men. Also from.
A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
The trouble with men is their trouble with women.
Woman: Man, the sequel.
Women are meant to be loved, not understood.
Women like the simple things in life...men!
Women don't make fools out of a men - they only direct the performance.
A woman is a two edged sword...driven through you!
Thieves demand your money or your life...women want both.
If you want your wife to listen, talk to another woman.
The best way to drive your wife crazy is to smile in your sleep.
30 is a good age for a woman - especially if she's 40.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
A wife lasts as long as a marriage. An ex-wife is forever.
If logic prevailed, men would ride sidesaddle.
When God made man, She was joking
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thats all for today...ill spare you guys....the weekends here,enjoy!
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aphro, you can't complain, at least you've had a number of ivs, and i have none.
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i am not complaining tiger tiger burning bright!! i am just sick of the endless waiting...WAIT WAIT AND WAIT SOME MORE!!
hope you get many IVs soon tiger07.weekends going to be dead anyway...take care!
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you seem to have a rocking day today!!!
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aphro u're just going thru what iwas going through earlier durin the day
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