12-06-2006, 10:39 AM
"Your patient, Mr. Griffin, is brought in by his dog, Brian, who tells you that Mr. Griffin fell down the stairs trying to convert them into an amusement park waterslide. Mr. Griffin is unresponsive through the exam, only groaning for 5 minutes straight. The patient's son, Stewart, presents a living will form specifying no medical treatment to be given to the father, however the patient's wife, Lois, demands that her husband be given a barium enema. Meanwhile, the patient's friend Quagmire, who was last with the patient, is brought in with Trazodone-induced priapism and can only enunciate gibberish resembling the words 'giggety-goo'. What is the most appropriate course of action?
A. Send the patient home without treatment
B. Attempt to seduce Lois now that Quagmire is incapacitated
C. Duck, since Stewart is currently pointing some sort of laser weapon at you
D. Give up and go have martinis with Brian
E. Refer the patient to psychiatry
F. Drain Quagmire's cavernosum...with your teeth
G. Throw Meg out the window"
A. Send the patient home without treatment
B. Attempt to seduce Lois now that Quagmire is incapacitated
C. Duck, since Stewart is currently pointing some sort of laser weapon at you
D. Give up and go have martinis with Brian
E. Refer the patient to psychiatry
F. Drain Quagmire's cavernosum...with your teeth
G. Throw Meg out the window"