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Tickles! Tickles! Tickles! - dumbdumb
#1
here you go:
Two cowboys from Texas walked into a roadhouse saloon to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stood at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about current cattle prices. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who was eating a sandwich, began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress.

One of the cowboys looked at her and said, "Kin ya swiller?" The woman shook her head, "No!"

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman began to turn blue and again shook her head. The cowboy walked over to the woman, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman was so shocked that she had a violent spasm and the obstruction flew out of her mouth. As she began to breathe again the cowboy walked slowly back to the bar and took a drink from his beer.

His partner said, "Ya know, I heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but until today, I ain't never seen nobody do it."
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#2
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. ceehiro.
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#3
A 71 year old man from Portland being treated for agonizing abdominal pain received this surprising news in the hospital™s paperwork: œBased on your visit today, we know you are pregnant. Surprising indeed for 71-year-old.

The staff at General Hospital in Beach gave the retired mechanic and logger the ridiculously happy news this month, along with some pain pills.

Hospital administrator says an errant keystroke caused the hospital™s computer to spit out the wrong discharge instructions for the grandfather.

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