03-01-2005, 07:35 AM
One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives
complaining of
serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what
happened
to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local
night club?
This morning I got home to my apartment early and
heard a noise in my bedroom.On entering I knew someone
had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.
I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone.
As I looked
down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he
was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw
it at him,That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a
car wreck.
The doctor said "My previous patient was looked bad,
but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a
while now .Today
was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my
alarm and was running
late. I was running out of the building, getting
dressed at the same time,
and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the
other two
patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What
the hell happened to
youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it
from the 3rd
floor
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A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library
and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I ve ever read. There was no story
whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who
took our phone book."
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Doctor to Sardar: 'Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group
ek hi hai!'
Sardar: 'Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo
pee rahi hai!
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You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
¢ puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to
make up his mind.
¢ gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
¢ sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
¢ tries to drown a fish in water.
¢ thinks socialism means partying.
¢ trips over a cordless phone.
¢ takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
¢ At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign
Here" he puts
"Sagittarius.".
¢ studies for a blood test and fails.
¢ sells the car for gas money.
¢ misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
¢ drives to the airport and sees a sign that said,
"Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
¢ gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the
floor.
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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
> Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
> Banta Singh : Ok
> Interviewer : Made in India
> Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
> Interviewer : Keep it Up
> Banta Singh : Put it Down
> Interviewer : Maxi Mum
> Banta Singh : Mini Dad
> Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
> Banta Singh : Don't take my seat
> Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
> Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
> Interviewer : I say you get out!
> Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
> Interviewer : I reject you!
> Banta Singh : You Appoint me
> Interviewer: ........!!!!!!!
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complaining of
serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what
happened
to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local
night club?
This morning I got home to my apartment early and
heard a noise in my bedroom.On entering I knew someone
had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.
I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone.
As I looked
down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he
was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw
it at him,That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a
car wreck.
The doctor said "My previous patient was looked bad,
but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a
while now .Today
was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my
alarm and was running
late. I was running out of the building, getting
dressed at the same time,
and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the
other two
patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What
the hell happened to
youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it
from the 3rd
floor
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A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library
and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I ve ever read. There was no story
whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who
took our phone book."
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Doctor to Sardar: 'Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group
ek hi hai!'
Sardar: 'Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo
pee rahi hai!
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You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
¢ puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to
make up his mind.
¢ gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
¢ sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
¢ tries to drown a fish in water.
¢ thinks socialism means partying.
¢ trips over a cordless phone.
¢ takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
¢ At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign
Here" he puts
"Sagittarius.".
¢ studies for a blood test and fails.
¢ sells the car for gas money.
¢ misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
¢ drives to the airport and sees a sign that said,
"Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
¢ gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the
floor.
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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
> Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
> Banta Singh : Ok
> Interviewer : Made in India
> Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
> Interviewer : Keep it Up
> Banta Singh : Put it Down
> Interviewer : Maxi Mum
> Banta Singh : Mini Dad
> Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
> Banta Singh : Don't take my seat
> Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
> Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
> Interviewer : I say you get out!
> Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
> Interviewer : I reject you!
> Banta Singh : You Appoint me
> Interviewer: ........!!!!!!!
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