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My best New Year's resolutions ever - glipizide
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1.Exercise is complete waste of time.
2.Alcohol is the best use for money.
3.Safe sex is a term coined by sexually frustrated.
4.Sex is the best form of exercise (that also entertains).
5.All top intellectuals are weed hungry hippies.
6.Best use for condoms are for decorative purposes, best place is in your Ex™s Birthday parties.
7.Make inappropriate comments about r-a-c-e & f-a-i-t-h
8.Best brains in the world are the laziest and sleepiest ones.
9.Never make others feel good about themselves in presence of me.
10Always lie about my age.
HAPPY 2010 EVERYBODY!!
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