a story dedicated on my birthday lol - rush

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Papa tomato
Mama tomato
Baby tomato
All go out for a walk
Papa tomato is strong so he stays ahead of all
Baby tomato is young so he lags behind
Papa tomato gets mad and he crushes baby tomato
MORAL KETCHUP KETCHUP
hahaha
i am so happy my migraine is over huh
relieved
hope u like the storyyyyyyyyy v muchhh
comments awaiteddd

[ArchivalUser]

Happy birthday Rush! Wish you a prosperous life & of course amazing scores on your usmle™s exams!

When speaking about jokes
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Q: Why don't masochists drink? A: It dulls the pain.
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Q: What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's disease? A: You make new friends every day.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? A:Somebody who lays awake wondering if there's a dog.
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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A: Robin, get in the car.
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Have a fun!!!