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romanian thread - florin
A couple goes to dinner at an exclusive restaurant in London.

The man orders a fillet steak, prepared rare.

The waiter asks politely, "What about the mad cow, sir ?"

"Oh don't worry," answers the man, "she'll order for herself ..."

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Smile)
cum faci o vaca sa urle?
vii beat seara acasa...
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Bovine spongiform encelopathy again:
A man walks into a doctor's office.

He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"So Doc, what do you think is the matter with me?" he asks.

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
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Lawyer - Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse ?
Pathologist - No.
Lawyer - Did you listen to the heart ?
Pathologist - No.
Lawyer - Did you check for breathing ?
Pathologist - No.
Lawyer - So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you ?
Pathologist - Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practising law somewhere.

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http://www.jwolfe.clara.net/Humour/MenWomen.htm
uita-te la aia before mariage and after..e beton.
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e beton razvan imi plac mult in speciqal aia cu mapping-ul..Wink)
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Buna seara tuturor!
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buna seara Natalia...ce mai faci?
(acum sunt un batrinel care te priveste printre ochelari sorbind dintr-o ceasca de ceai)

:-)
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cum a fost petrecerea?
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a fost super
am avut un cap azi dimineata, cat toata nevada
Smile)

mult alcool si multa lume nebuna
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