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best ranking in any program - florin
#1
by Tarzan
The Ranks of a Hospital
Surgeon:
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more productive than a train
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Talks with God

Internist:
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God if special request is approved

General Practitioner:
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Can fire a speeding bullet
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Is occasionally addressed by God

Resident:
Barely clears a picket fence
Loses tug-of-war with a train
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Swims well
Talks with animals

Intern:
Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings
Is run over by a train
Is not issued ammunition
Dog paddles
Talks to walls

Medical Student:
Runs into buildings
Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
Wets himself with a water pistol
Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver
Mumbles to himself

Nurse:
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks trains off the track
Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
The Nurse IS God!!!!

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#2
what do u think guys
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#3
MarcooooooPolooooooo!
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#4
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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#5
why MP are you a nurse that got pregnant by any chance?
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#6
I wouldn't waste my time on such specimens..really.
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#7
florin whats correlation b/w my pre. and ur this garbage.i think u r also a product of by chance,LOL.
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#8
haha beauty with a brain.
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#9
my PD judge u according to ur criterias
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#10
may PD judge u according to ur criterias
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